Worst Company I've Ever Worked For
Office Worker (Current Employee) – Lincoln, RI – September 5, 2017
I will run down the suggested review topics with hopes to deter you from making the mistake of working here at Innovex in RI..
A typical day starts very promptly at 8am, unless you are related to the family that owns the company. If you happen to have been born into that privilege, feel free to stroll in late and hungover. Maybe check the cameras recording all entrances and exits to see if an employee came in late. If so, ask them to make up the time or at least send them on a 8-hour guilt trip.
Depending on which department you work in; days may consist of fixing old broken equipment, attempting to sell (via cold-call) a very-much-so dying technology, dealing with hacked-together cheap IT servers, drinking on the job, and then probably applying for new opportunities elsewhere - on your phone - off of the Wi-Fi network.
There is no culture, a few employees attend a monthly happy hour where management will relish in their power like.. howler monkeys. There are holiday parties and sometimes free tickets to PawSox games, but everyone is so depressed and awkwardly in cliques that these events are extremely difficult to enjoy. It reminds me of The Office, without all the funny parts.
If you have been to outdoor concerts, the two bathrooms for 60 employees will feel right at home. I have to consistently wipe the seats down because the bathrooms are now possibly non-gender specific.
Everything about this place gives me the creeps, from the creepy crawlies within the old carpet to the actual creeps that work here.
down the street from my house