Welcome to your new dress code

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Dhumml in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

106 months ago

Hey kids!

For those who are wondering why they received a lower raise this year compared to last (most of the company averaged 3 - 3.5%) I'm sure you can ask the lovely folks you will soon see roaming the halls of your company building "inspecting" employees for compliance with the new dress code.

I had the great displeasure of watching two HR-types (who looked like they were dressed for clubbing) write up one of our EIS guys for wearing jeans (he's a cable jockey, spending lots of time digging around under floorboards and stuff... you know, the kind of job where you would wear a suit and tie).

Good to see that we're on top of the important things at this company. But then again, since we stole the McDonalds logo and now use it as our own, I've kind of accepted that LM is basically a white collar McJob.

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