Newcomer's guide to Columbia?

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What do newcomers need to know to settle in and enjoy Columbia? Car registration, pet laws, city services, more...

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me in Columbia, Missouri

96 months ago

Adam in Columbia, Missouri said: I just moved to Columbia and already I want to move back. What a ahiat hole, when I look at the cars it very rare you see an out of state license plate that is because Columbia is such a shiat hole that no one wants to move here. Yes it is cheaper to live here that is because no one in there right mind would live here. Columbia= trailer park trash USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ding ding ding .... we have a winner

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Driving Wheel in Columbia, Missouri

90 months ago

Wow, Adam.

With such intelligent and eloquent posts, I am amazed that more opportunity in Columbia hasn't presented itself.

Maybe we need to put the PS3 up, get Hooked on Phonics, and fill out a job application.

Then again, with grammar and spelling as atrocious as yours, I'm sure you will find econimic vitality in some other region of the country.

See ya!

(P.S. - "there" isn't a pronoun to convey the plural possessive. That would be "their". Crack a book and catch a clue.)

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