I need work - Part time in the Southside - no experience required

Even with 30 years of clerical experience, I retired too long ago to have the required computer experience most jobs want. I'm looking for something in the mornings, on the southside of the river, no sales and no telemarketing. I know I could be a bank teller or work as a receptionist and even the vet offices I've applied for want you to have worked for a vet in the past. I want to get back in the work force in order to pay in to Social Security, which I've never done so I'm looking for something long term. I can supervise or be supervised, work on my own or in a team setting. I do some volunteer work so don't work in the afternoons or on the weekend. And I don't want to do a work at home thing where I have to put money up front to get started. Am I wishing for too much? I saw a job posting for an answering service that sounded perfect and it sent me to on Jobs.com and then I couldn't find it.

Help....I'm anxious to get back in to the work force. Do I have too many stipulations on my desires?