You suck, insults isn't what he asked for. There are a lot of people out there without high school diplomas, great spelling, comparative skills, or whatever. Their skills and contributions are needed just as much as yours!!!
Scott, have you applied for food stamps? Sounds like you certainly should qualify. They give you a debit card. You can do food shopping at Walmart and go through the self checkout.
Do you qualify for unemployment benefits? If you do, take it. At least you won't spend all your money for gas, car repairs, etc.
One guy on these forums said he went to Lowes and bought number stensils. He goes from house to house and offers to paint their house numbers at the end of the driveway - for $5.00. He said he's working six hours a day, doing 30 houses and making $150 a day.
You're better off than I am. I have three college degrees, doing substitute teaching and tutoring, and living on $300 a week.