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Sidney Goldberg

Englewood, NJ

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Write the music to these hip, very funny Jewish styled opera and musical. Maybe, the new 'Fiddler on the Roof'' that needs your Klezmer, jazz type music. Click www.SidneyGoldbergWriter.com and you'll see I write up a storm: book and lyrics to 20 musicals. Six have been completed by some of the most accomplished composers (see bio) and are currently under consideration, the rest are waiting to be composed by you. “That Bestseller," is a funny and sexual story about how the Bible was supposedly written by two starving meshugeneh brothers, Abie and Leyzer, 5,000 years ago. They were writers when barely anyone could read, so how could they not be starving? Don't ask me, ask their wives who are sick and tired of eating gruel and corn, they want a piece of meat! And it better be a steak! Or, no schtupping. One of the funniest musicals ever written about nutty, meshugeneh Jews; like Abraham, fulfilling his covenant with God by circumcising himself: "Abraham's Cut," is a hysterically funny story about the last Mohel, circumciser in the Bronx. There are three desperate candidates who have come to be circumcised and are petrified when they finally meet the Mohel in the second ACT, who turns out to be wearing very thick glasses, his hands shake and says he like to drink bourbon which he is drinking before all his circumcisions. They are petrified and they want to back out but the Mohel locks the door and won’t let them out until they give him their ‘beauties’. A comedy ala Mel Brooks that they won’t forget.  
Both musicals re-opera and screenplays may be viewed on my website.

Work Experience

Writer of Plays, Musicals and screenplays

Me
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Englewood, NJ

Write the score for “That Bestseller," an opera, it's a funny and sexual story about how the Bible was supposedly written by two starving meshugeneh brothers, Abie and Leyzer, 5,000 years ago. They were writers when barely anyone could read, so how could they not be starving? Don't ask me, ask their wives who are sick and tired of eating gruel and corn, they want a piece of meat! And it better be a steak! Or, no schtupping. I like your music. Look at my web site www.sidneygoldbergwriter.com.

Skills

* pyas, book and lyrics for 20 musical. 1 operetta and 1 opera. 35 screenplays and lots more.

Additional Information

2 plays produced.  
"Poker Faces and Castanets" and "They Don't Have Earthquakes in the Bronx."